Some Reasons We Love Primary

Scene: At Lauren's house. Dave and I have come to visit. Lauren is giving family prayer.
11-year-old Lauren: Please bless Dave and Mikelle to go home so we can have family scripture study.

Scene: Primary room right after we have discovered who the spotlight child is.
Child's mom (also Primary President): And what is Kate's special relationship to me?
Kate's 5-year-old friend: (Loudly and enthusiastically): She's yours!

Scene: Primary room. Pianist's child is crying so primary counselor is try to calm her down. She has the baby is face down, one hand under chest and one under legs and is swinging her quite high.
Mischievous 7-year-old girl: (Loudly) I think she's going to throw that baby!